Attention spans are shrinking, and we should do something about it. Honestly, who still has the patience to peruse a multiparagraph game review anymore? Old people, that’s who! And beyond them, a paltry few.

In an attempt to adapt to this all-encompassing hyperactive attitude, I’ve uncovered a potential answer: Five Second Reviews. It’s everything you need to know about the latest and greatest game releases, and all within five seconds or so.

To celebrate the debut of this new recurring video series, let’s set our sights on an appropriate amount of titles. Without further ado, I bring you five Five Second Reviews.

Medal of Honor Warfighter

007 Legends

Dishonored

Resident Evil 6

Torchlight II

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What upcoming releases do you want me to tackle in future Five Second Reviews? Anything niche or under-the-radar? Scream away in the comments, or hit me up on Twitter: @TheMrFraz.